would u rather

Would You Rather (DIRTY VERSION)

Enlighten me here are some entertaining would you rather questions… I got a laugh out of some of these!! enjoy tell me what you believe get creative with your answers if you want and tell me why..

would you rather

1.Would you rather… have to have sex in exactly the same spot each night OR have to have sex in an alternate position every night (you cannot repeat)?
2.Would you preferably… have sex with The Can Man OR The Scarecrow?
3.Would you rather give up cheese or oral sex for the rest of your life?
4.Would you recognize that your parents are in it and lease a pornographic movie, or rather walk in on your parents having sex?
5.Would you rather wake up naked and sore in all the wrong areas (without any memory of the night before) next to the Burger King telling you “you had it your manner” or to Ronald McDonald telling you that “you were loving it.”
6.What would you rather do, never have sex or have sex then expire and be immortal?
7.would u preferably be on top or on the underside?
8.Would you wed a polygamist or rather marry an porn star that is active?
9.Would you have a friend with benefits or rather have?
10.Would you preferably strip on a webcam in front of your whole high school or get found making passionate love into a pie?